ironpatriotisstupid:

dividings:

Adults teach you to stand up for yourself and fight for what you believe in until what you believe in is different than what they believe in.

truer words have never been spoken

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They’ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear but six months later you’ll find yourself drunk texting them that you miss them and they won’t respond. (via liquorsquicker)

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litsy-kalyptica:

"you know what to do with that big fat butt"

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I can kiss someone emptily or whole heartedly and you’ll always know which one. horrorshowroom (via horrorshowroom)

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Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it. Maya Angelou (via blairwaldorfsquad)

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monobeartheater:

gender: hella

sexuality: hella

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did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

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