jackedoff:

turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy

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Where do you come from
and how long did you wait there
before finding me? Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)

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  • me: makes a mistake
  • me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
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laughparty:

How to spend hours on the Internet without realizing a novel by me

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mancrook:

i love people who are really nice and kindhearted bUT ALSO HORNED OUT SEX FREAKS

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Alexithymia n. The inability to verbalize your emotions or lack of emotional response. Difficulty in experiencing, expressing, and describing emotion. A failure to express feelings either verbally or non-verbally, especially when talking about issues that would normally require an emotional response. Poor modulation of feelings, significantly reduced intensity in emotional expression. (via quentynmartell)

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destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

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